tres hombres y tres mujeres

see i learned me some spanish...but i still don't know good spanish phrases for three retards and three hot hot ladies. oh well.

oh i miss it already

white people look dumb in caves

we are kings of the jungle

more pics of us relaxing in paradise to follow....

Butter

who needs violence when there is squirrel-in-a-cup

Guns

Last Saturday just as I was going to bed I heard five or six gunshots. Turns out someone was shot and killed over on 25th and Capp st.

http://www.insidebayarea.com/ci_3665957?source=rss (btw I like how they call the people at the phone booth a hip crowd of 30 year olds)

Then Thursday some guy ran over another guy at Randall and Mission, apparently in some kind of retaliation.

Yesterday, at the corner of 24th and Capp I saw some guy face down in the street with a bunch of other guys punching him in the head. I would call the cops but last time I just waited on hold for ten minutes before giving up.

Jesus christ. Am I living in the middle of a gang war?

baby pangolin?

california is funner

than mexico. p.s. i am going to put scabies in all of your beds while you are gone, roommates. UCSF announced an in-house epidemic today. (at the other campus, but still).

can we become the superficial??

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/07/content_527577.htm

Madonna explains to her child about the ways of the world:

'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.'"

"And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

this is what happens when you read China Daily all day long

Dog farts

My Danish friend Peder told me today about a Danish candy company that makes dog farts, ant piss, seagull crap, and big boobies. You can catch it all at the company theme park Bonbonland

If you have Windows and Internet Explorer, you can see their promotional video "Hundeprutter smager godt" = "Dog farts taste good": http://slik.toms.dk/378 and click "Se Filmen"

btw, searching for "dog farts" without "denmark" gets you much more interesting pictures

ameeth is not allowed over

until i receive a more sincere apology:

On 3/13/06, Ameeth wrote:
> hi,
>
> sorry bout the pink dolphin.
>
> actually, no I'm not sorry at all.
>
> ha ha.
>
> ameeth
>

Battle of the century

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml

Is there any limit on how much would you pay to see this? Who would win? I think this needs to be done for real. But where can I find 100 chihuahuas?

Mike Love is my Hero

I just want the world to know that when we came home Mike Love was sitting alone with a bottle of Jim Beam and highball glass with no ice. Mike went to the store after work and bought a steak and a bottle of Jim Beam. That is why Mike is my hero.

d o double giz-ee

Cancun made by computer programmers

"The rumors are true. In 1974 (before you or I were born), the Mexican government got together a team of computer analysts to write a program designed to pick the best place to create a new tourist destination. The result of that early computer program: Cancun, a 16 mile sliver of uninhabited island in the Yucatan peninsula. Thirty years later: you have the number one spring break destination in the world. "

http://www.coolestspringbreak.com/cancun-history.html

Hammer Time

There's been talk of switching this blog to a more advanced service. But if it's good enough for Hammer it's good enough for me: http://mchammer.blogspot.com/. You gotta love how he posts lyrics to his new songs with links to the wikipedia. I wonder if we can be friend blogs or something.

tard blog

come over to my house

Drunktionary Drinking Game

Buzz Level

low | | | | | |high

For this you will need the game Pictionary.

Everytime you lose on an all play you have to take a shot.

The shot is chosen by winners.

If you do not roll the correct number at the end of the game, you have to do as many shots as the number you rolled.

Losers have to do as many shots as the number of spaces that they lost by. This game is hilarious after the first round.

i want a hedgehog

It doesn't have to be a little baby one like these, but I WANT ONE SO BAD!

it's retarded but i can't stop looking:

http://www.himonkey.net/cooking/vsc/3v.html

Hot new pokemon video

who wants to go for a very short walk this weekend?

me me meeeeeeeee

luke's dream home

bliss is a room without wires

after his wife divorced him this guy turned his house into the interior of the star trek enterprise

stupid stupid stupid

understanding local max

i love that the axes are results and strategy

I was so right

not only is Jodie Sweetin (stephanie tanner) way hotter than the other sister from Full House but she is also a meth addict which is intrinsicly hot

I forget who was dumb enuff to argue with me over the campfire that the other sister was hotter.

jesus christ almighty

patent application for penis lacerating device:

With regard to FIG. 1, a woman may insert within her vagina 10 the device 12 so that the blades 14 may cut a penis inserted in the vagina or the penis while attempting to be removed from the vagina.

not only does it lacerate...it locks and lacerates

The vaginal insert of claim 1, further comprising:

a plurality of barbs formed on a front edge of the blade, whereby the blade may further lacerate a penis locked within the device.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Children in West Virginia's public schools will be required to play Konami Digital Entertainment Inc.'s popular "Dance Dance Revolution" video game under a deal to help the state battle rising childhood obesity rates, the company said on Wednesday.

ich muss sofort wissen, wer sand in meiner kruecke verstecken hat!

so kann ich nicht bloggen.

The future is wow

i bet you think this is what i do all day...look at computer generated images of new ideas for sharper image products

brown bunny ha ha

A day after the fiasco of the movie’s premiere, Screen International ran a remarkable interview in which Gallo apologized for his film, calling it “a disaster and a waste of time,” and adding, “I apologize to the financiers of the film, but I must assure you it was never my intention to make a pretentious film, a self-indulgent film, a useless film, an unengaging film.” He added that the official screening “was the worst feeling I ever had in my life,” and said he would never watch the film again.

On Monday Gallo told the New York Post’s Page Six that Screen International “made up” his quotes. He added, “I’m sorry I’m not gay or Jewish, so I don’t have a special interest group of journalists who support me.”

Googlezon is for real: first step, destroy your clothes and apartment

Damn it, why are there gobs of putty stuck to my ass and why is it the most impossible substance to remove from clothing?!

JETZT MACHEN WIR PARTY!!!

who won the baby corn-test?

ben: 43 baby corns in mouth at one time
mollie: 45. minor cheating.

dedicated to cousin dan.

upskirts and downshirts

I didn't take em, I just post em.

no upskirting photos until i find out. i mean it.

there is cake all over the floor

and WHO invited those bike messengers that were having sex in the bathroom? that is what I want to know. no party pictures until someone tells me.

1-800 stop snitchin'

What if Molly just ate cookies all day

You know you wanna come to Tess' surprise bday party because we're gonna get
Princess Diana

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Biewalds at the party

832 Capp is full of friends

you know it.

upskirting