Not sure if this is new or not....

John Malkovich in a tub

a saturday afternoon with tektonik (and alex)

The latest French dance craze

german sauerkraut factory, circa 1958

found it in a cookbook I was reading

german tom cruise

Tom Cruise Scientology Deutsche original Übersetzung

??? rubber band ball

octopus sex update

For decades, scientists have viewed octopuses as unromantic loners, with mating habits nearly devoid of complex behavior. But new research from the University of California, Berkeley, has found that at least one species of octopus engages in such sophisticated lovemaking tactics as flirting, passionate handholding and keeping rivals at arms' length.

from Octopus Sex More Sophisticated Than Arm-wrestling

all you can eat

some interesting places in SF with unexpected all you can eat/drink offers. did you know the Tonga room has all you can eat bar food on weeknights????

http://gridskipper.com/371736/all+you+can+eat-sf

the homosexual

it's raining McCain

crazy indian pop

i put this on my blog, but then realized this is prime 832capp blog material. enjoy. (see? i didn't quit this blog :))

ha

My proudest moment

This is my best game of Scrabulous ever:

Obama knows not to use bubblesort?!

Wow:

Nerdcore Rising Trailer

Keep an eye out at 1:40...

Windows XP Music

In this video, all the sounds come from Windows 98 and XP:

european cultural superiority

no! i do!!! me tooooooo

www.puduoverload.com

i have a new blog

because i really like their post bookmarklet. also, you should read it.

http://zuz.tumblr.com/

THIS is what we need

BEERTENDER

The cutest future nerd heartbreaker

http://gizmodo.com/360338/3+year+old-summarizes-star-wars

jobs for seth and brendan

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/etc/582802432.html

Crime Scene Cleaners
Must be 25 years old
Must be able to pass criminal background check/possess guard card
Must have perfect CDL for seven years
Must be able to follow direction without fail
Must be able to handle horrific situations
Must be able to lift 100 pounds

5 day shift on call 24 hours per day
Salary starts at $25,000 per year
90 day probation then wage increase
Medical, dental, vision,vacation cash bonuses all provided
Vehicle uniforms credit card phone etc provided

EMAIL RESUMES TO A187clean@sbcglobal.net

says it all

Jesus action figures

I am hope has to be my favorite:

http://wearefishermen.com/splash.html

REAGAN 2008

BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!

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under barack obama

hot hot hot

The latest fashion craze in Japan

These are NOT see-thru skirts.

(and also not real images. but this is the best email forward i've gotten in a while).

Bush Clinton Forever

http://bushclintonforever.googlepages.com/

Hillary Video

Now Fredo has something to leave on my voicemail after the Ohio primary:

Worker and Parasite

Worker and Parasite was a fictional cartoon in The Simpsons episode "Krusty Gets Kancelled." When the popular cartoon Itchy and Scratchy, featuring a very violent cat and mouse, leaves the Krusty the Clown Show for Krusty's new competitor, Gabbo, "Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite," was a cheap replacement. According to the title screen, it was made in 1959. Simpsons creator Matt Groening maintains that their appearance on the show is one of the best parts of the series.

The Debate

Who are you voting for?

more goodness

We've all been secretly scared of the void awaiting us upon finishing Planet Earth. No need to worry, David Attenborough's Life in Cold Blood is releasing in the UK on February 25th.

And for those who don't want to wait, or think it's not enough, there's this.

I'm so afraid of this kid

Rambo review

Screw you porn addicts!

Fighting his dad

Hating Seinfeld

Modern world history

Brendan sent me this crazy video:

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

He has some analysis on his blog.

9 reasons we're better than Europe, and 1 reason Ukraine is better than us all

10 Best Eurovision entries

omg! they're on to me

Why I'm voting for Huckabee

ガチャピン後頭部強打（放送事故）とヒップホップダンス 前半

No wonder Zuz likes Germany

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2008-01-10T160751Z_01_N10639831_RTRUKOC_0_US-SMOKING.xml

AZ with graffiti lab

What are we talking about?

new iPhone ad

Rudy Giuliani TV Ad

mario

and people think I'm racist

I found this on google's top searches page. "jingle bombs" was the 40th highest search today.


Achmed Sings Christmas Songs - Watch more free videos

Weirdest xmas tradition

monster rat

Snow day

The kid at 1:05 in this Boston newscast is my hero: http://multimedia.boston.com/pub/tn/1/featured_videos.htm?bctid=1343175744

dude got new england journal of medicined

Acute Wiiitis


To the Editor: A healthy 29-year-old medical resident awoke one Sunday morning with intense pain in the right shoulder. He did not recall any recent injuries or trauma and had not participated in any sports or physical exercise recently. He consulted a rheumatology colleague. The Patte's test was positive, consistent with acute tendonitis isolated to the right infraspinatus.

After further review of his activities during the previous 24 hours, the patient recalled that he had bought a new Nintendo Wii (pronounced "wee") video-game system and had spent several hours playing the tennis video game. With the Wii system, the player faces a video screen and moves a handheld controller (approximately 14.5 cm by 3.0 cm by 3.0 cm, with a weight of approximately 200 g) containing solid-state accelerometers and gyroscopes that sense three-dimensional spatial movements. In the tennis video game, the player makes the same arm movements as in a real game of tennis. If a player gets too engrossed, he may "play tennis" on the video screen for many hours. Unlike in the real sport, physical strength and endurance are not limiting factors.

Volume 356:2431-2432 June 7, 2007 Number 23

holiday spirit

MA$$HorXxxxUPR

best Tay Zonday Paper Rad AFX remix ever.


Online Videos by Veoh.com

carol of the buds

we spent so long looking for the right version. but it was worth it.

has anyone seen this dr pepper spot?

Pipes of Peace - the bagpipe guy on the Roots album

Party!

Boars Gone Wild Volume 4

my favorite part is this guy at the end of the video holding a crazy-ass spear

Pot-smoking teens are better adjusted

I can't believe it took scientists to discover that marijuana smokers are more "sensation-seeking":

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308258,00.html

Jimmy Wales and I have two things in common

nytimes

Topic he won’t bring up at parties: I have zero interest in sports of any kind — professional, college or international. If that topic comes up, I nod and try to look polite.

Guilty pleasure: Playing Scrabble on Facebook. I do that when I am supposed to be working.

I want a beer bottle toothbrush holder too!

So much power

Here's a review of this new crazy-ass site. Think of the possibilities.

Date rape drug for kids

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Rudy Huxtable grew up

http://bossip.com/2006/09/exclusive-rudy-from-cosby-show-on.html

The Office won't be on much longer

Nerds

I woke up hung over and when I got to work this was open in my computer:



How the hell did we end up drunk on a Monday night playing a modified version of trivial pursuit and keeping score in binary in an emacs window??? Jesus christ we are a bunch of nerds.

What are you doing standing there with his underwear in your hands?

best chocolate rain

My new favorite youtube video

Harleys

I never knew that Harleys were so gay or that there were so many bi-curious bikers out there:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnO3KnSgBUP2ypI0KwpRSCsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20060615075336AAbh9Xr

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag_X0Brhu7wOFadfjyc7708jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070214133012AAIu8PR

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqtVqfcccVSVVyC0NnIKn3ojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20060922100454AAFeKWz

my inspiration

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Parody Trailer

the katamari milhouse is AMAZING

unstoppable: Ron Paul 08

Flying cars

I think I found the first one:

eurotrash's great influence on the arts

original by No Limits, circa 1993:


Bjork cover:

Carlton

Who says the rules from the old testament aren't relevant today?

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Verstehen Sie Spass? - Unsichtbar / Invisible

costume ideas

Youscope (oscilloscope demo)

new orleans

Chess boxing

This sport must have been designed with Luke in mind:

Mm oh yeah,what a night

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
(*Repeat)

Girls, y'all got one
A night that's special everywhere
From New York to Hollywood
It's ladies night and girl
the feeling's good

(*Repeat 2 times)

Romantic Lady , single baby
Mm sophisticated mama
Come on you disco lady yeah
Stay with me tonight , mama ,yeah

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boys , it's ladies night , uh huh

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night
Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Soundwave: The Touch

no comment

Spider-man theme

Katamari for Wii coming soon

http://wii.ign.com/articles/800/800761p1.html

Inga from Sweden

Tiki god

Tiki god
Originally uploaded by MikeLove

Texas art show

look at the back wall and squint.

Escape from Plocica island

I think I'm the first one to make it back to the US. It's amazing how you can go from random island in the Adriatic to your house in San Francisco in a day in a half by just random guys motorboat, other random guy's car, bus, ferry, bus, 8 hour stay in random old lady's house in Dubrovnik, bus, airplane, airplane, gypsy cab.

I don't I've been so relaxed since I was a little kid. For the first time I was walking down the street and people were passing me.

I don't think I went 10 days without checking my email since 1998. Scary.

Monkey Dust - The Cyclists

hobo jungle

Where I'll be for the next three nights

"Hobo Jungle" Campfire
(nightly campfire by the creek shore w/story swap, song swap, jammin')

Zelda took wolf and more from Okami

my friend made this video

Scientists prove the obvious

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html

at this point I only have 2 remaining interests, so thanks hikma.

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3 Thu Jun 14, 10:42 AM ET



BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

kitten 2007