patent application for penis lacerating device:
With regard to FIG. 1, a woman may insert within her vagina 10 the device 12 so that the blades 14 may cut a penis inserted in the vagina or the penis while attempting to be removed from the vagina.
not only does it lacerate...it locks and lacerates
The vaginal insert of claim 1, further comprising:
a plurality of barbs formed on a front edge of the blade, whereby the blade may further lacerate a penis locked within the device.
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dude, mike, why were your reading that and AT WORK?!?
i was trolling on boing boing and because it's my job to stay up to date on new technology
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