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poland has these things so far:

sketchy internet cafe named "nonstop!!" i am definitely the only lady here.
rabbit that ran across the airport in front of my plane
chickens on the road
horse and buggy setup playing ghetto superstar from boombox
world's smallest loaf of bread named "chleb"
a festival involving a hybrid bird-elephant that i cannot figure out
an old polish man in a tshirt reading "friend with benefits"
elderly nun wearing slingback heels with shaved legs
lipton tea and sutter home sold at high prices in the luxury market
ice cream sandwich named "milk slice"
polish guys dressed as cowboys trying to get you to buy pizza
polish guy dressed as an american indian doing karaoke in park to a recording of peruvian music