krak-tour

1. licked a decorative side of meat hanging in poland's most famous restaurant to gain respect of new canadian friends

2. ate lard at same restaurant

3. saw baby wearing shirt printed with " I am looking at the crocodile, thinking baby to you"

4. managed to order a pizza in a small town via smiling and crazy gestures; had ketchup in lieu of sauce

5. went to art museum where main exhibit was a video of piles of different colored paint that someone placed a handful of earthworms in nasty