Friday, January 27, 2006

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Children in West Virginia's public schools will be required to play Konami Digital Entertainment Inc.'s popular "Dance Dance Revolution" video game under a deal to help the state battle rising childhood obesity rates, the company said on Wednesday.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Monday, January 23, 2006

ich muss sofort wissen, wer sand in meiner kruecke verstecken hat!

so kann ich nicht bloggen.

The future is wow



i bet you think this is what i do all day...look at computer generated images of new ideas for sharper image products

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

brown bunny ha ha

A day after the fiasco of the movie’s premiere, Screen International ran a remarkable interview in which Gallo apologized for his film, calling it “a disaster and a waste of time,” and adding, “I apologize to the financiers of the film, but I must assure you it was never my intention to make a pretentious film, a self-indulgent film, a useless film, an unengaging film.” He added that the official screening “was the worst feeling I ever had in my life,” and said he would never watch the film again.

On Monday Gallo told the New York Post’s Page Six that Screen International “made up” his quotes. He added, “I’m sorry I’m not gay or Jewish, so I don’t have a special interest group of journalists who support me.”

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Googlezon is for real: first step, destroy your clothes and apartment

Damn it, why are there gobs of putty stuck to my ass and why is it the most impossible substance to remove from clothing?!

Monday, January 16, 2006

JETZT MACHEN WIR PARTY!!!




who won the baby corn-test?




ben: 43 baby corns in mouth at one time
mollie: 45. minor cheating.

dedicated to cousin dan.

upskirts and downshirts

I didn't take em, I just post em.





Sunday, January 15, 2006

no upskirting photos until i find out. i mean it.

there is cake all over the floor

and WHO invited those bike messengers that were having sex in the bathroom? that is what I want to know. no party pictures until someone tells me.

1-800 stop snitchin'

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

What if Molly just ate cookies all day

You know you wanna come to Tess' surprise bday party because we're gonna get
Princess Diana

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Friday, January 06, 2006