the entire science center

smells like bacon. it is really distracting. also everyone is from harvard and already knows each other and is fancy and i want to go home.

restauracja

german babies

my bro learns to drink 52-cent beer

krak-tour

1. licked a decorative side of meat hanging in poland's most famous restaurant to gain respect of new canadian friends

2. ate lard at same restaurant

3. saw baby wearing shirt printed with " I am looking at the crocodile, thinking baby to you"

4. managed to order a pizza in a small town via smiling and crazy gestures; had ketchup in lieu of sauce

5. went to art museum where main exhibit was a video of piles of different colored paint that someone placed a handful of earthworms in nasty

Me and my friends at the world cup

crack-ho

poland has these things so far:

sketchy internet cafe named "nonstop!!" i am definitely the only lady here.
rabbit that ran across the airport in front of my plane
chickens on the road
horse and buggy setup playing ghetto superstar from boombox
world's smallest loaf of bread named "chleb"
a festival involving a hybrid bird-elephant that i cannot figure out
an old polish man in a tshirt reading "friend with benefits"
elderly nun wearing slingback heels with shaved legs
lipton tea and sutter home sold at high prices in the luxury market
ice cream sandwich named "milk slice"
polish guys dressed as cowboys trying to get you to buy pizza
polish guy dressed as an american indian doing karaoke in park to a recording of peruvian music

Michelle Pfieffer has a really nice beach

Beach Bums

folkyeah - 44.jpg, originally uploaded by Zuzf.

Folk Yeah!

folkyeah - 05.jpg, originally uploaded by Zuzf.

Folk Yeah!

We went back to Big Sur this weekend and Arvel got all Eagle Scout on us again. GF to the max.

Off to win some points for USA in the soccer hooligan pool

http://payingsodearly.blogspot.com/2006/06/hooligan-cup.html

So an hour before I left for Germany I decided to start packing and was worried about not having enough socks and underwear. When I opened my suitcase I realized that my host mother in Japan had washed and folder all of my clothes and packed them in there and I had totally forgotten about it. So I was already packed with exactly a week of clean clothes. How awesome is that?

Wikijewdating

If you want to get with my hot Ashkenazi friend a.k.a. TennesseeJew you gotta sign up for JDate (www.jdate.com). This the same guy who moved to the Castro because it he wanted his neighborhood to be "cleaner" and booted all over the street the week after he moved in. Maybe he's on to something though. What jew-loving man or woman could resist my smooth emailing and his ethnicity, thick muscular neck, and open minded lifestyle?

If you're interested you can learn more from the email exchange below. (Some edits for content):


On 6/9/06, Jason Heidema wrote:
>
> "whoooooooooooooo...wants to have sex with Adam!?!?!?"
>
> On 6/9/06, Jason Heidema wrote:
>
> that's what I'm talking about Luke....i can't believe he cut off your
> funds.
>
> On 6/9/06, Adam Abeles wrote:
> >
> > I will at some point, Luke. some point soon. I want to see what you
> > fucktards write before doing that, though.
> >
> > On 6/9/06, Luke Biewald wrote:
> > >
> > > Adam, if you put some money in the account so I can send more emails,
> > > you will get more ass than an astronaut.
> > >
> > On 6/8/06, Adam Abeles wrote:
> > >
> > > okay. I'm turning 26 soon. and I work in an office. somehow between
> > > those two things, I think it's time to start j-dating.
> > >
> > > For those of you who don't know, jdate is this jewish on-line dating
> > > service. and as of yesterday, I'm on it. But I need ya'll's help.
> > >
> > > www.jdate.com
> > > e-mail/sign in:
> > > password: (email me -- Luke)
> > >
> > > With this info, you can go in and change anything on my whole profile,
> > > including my preferences, photos, even the user name. In my mind, the worst
> > > thing about on-line dating is having to come up with some pithy description
> > > of yourself. So I'm turning to you all to do it for me, wiki style.
> > >
> > > I have a few simple requests.
> > >
> > > 1. The "about me" section currently reads:
> > >
> > > Note: This profile was created wiki-style by an assortment of my
> > > friends. They can edit it whenever. I figure what they write is probably
> > > more truthful and helpful than anything I could write about myself anyway.
> > > Enjoy!
> > >
> > > Please leave that in. But add anything you want after that. I can't
> > > decide whether it's better in the first or third person. We'll leave that up
> > > to you all, I guess.
> > >
> > > 2. I'm counting on my more normal friends to balance out some of my
> > > other friends (Luke and Jason; if you don't know who they are, just imagine
> > > the people who will write the funniest--and in some ways most
> > > truthful--things about me. but those things will probably not help get me
> > > dates). Those of you who know my more caring, loving side (is there such a
> > > thing?), you have to balance out those guys. If you can.
> > >
> > > 3. My dating future lies in your hands. Please take this seriously.
> > > Or not. I am wiki dating after all. How serious could it possibly be?
> > >
> > > 4. Even though I live in the Castro, I am not seeking men. don't
> > > change that.
> > >
> > > 5. Shoot me an e-mail if you add something. Especially if it's
> > > funny.
> > > word.
> > >
> > > huppa, here I come.
> > >
> > > thanks,
> > >
> > > adam

What it's really gonna be like when Mike Love leaves