Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hammer Time

There's been talk of switching this blog to a more advanced service. But if it's good enough for Hammer it's good enough for me: http://mchammer.blogspot.com/. You gotta love how he posts lyrics to his new songs with links to the wikipedia. I wonder if we can be friend blogs or something.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Saturday, February 18, 2006

come over to my house

Drunktionary Drinking Game

Buzz Level

low | | | | | |high

For this you will need the game Pictionary.

Everytime you lose on an all play you have to take a shot.

The shot is chosen by winners.

If you do not roll the correct number at the end of the game, you have to do as many shots as the number you rolled.

Losers have to do as many shots as the number of spaces that they lost by. This game is hilarious after the first round.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

i want a hedgehog

It doesn't have to be a little baby one like these, but I WANT ONE SO BAD!

Monday, February 13, 2006

it's retarded but i can't stop looking:

http://www.himonkey.net/cooking/vsc/3v.html

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

luke's dream home

bliss is a room without wires

after his wife divorced him this guy turned his house into the interior of the star trek enterprise


stupid stupid stupid

understanding local max

i love that the axes are results and strategy

Thursday, February 02, 2006

I was so right





not only is Jodie Sweetin (stephanie tanner) way hotter than the other sister from Full House but she is also a meth addict which is intrinsicly hot

I forget who was dumb enuff to argue with me over the campfire that the other sister was hotter.

jesus christ almighty

patent application for penis lacerating device:

With regard to FIG. 1, a woman may insert within her vagina 10 the device 12 so that the blades 14 may cut a penis inserted in the vagina or the penis while attempting to be removed from the vagina.

not only does it lacerate...it locks and lacerates

The vaginal insert of claim 1, further comprising:

a plurality of barbs formed on a front edge of the blade, whereby the blade may further lacerate a penis locked within the device.