and people think I'm racist

I found this on google's top searches page. "jingle bombs" was the 40th highest search today.


Achmed Sings Christmas Songs - Watch more free videos

Weirdest xmas tradition

monster rat

Snow day

The kid at 1:05 in this Boston newscast is my hero: http://multimedia.boston.com/pub/tn/1/featured_videos.htm?bctid=1343175744

dude got new england journal of medicined

Acute Wiiitis


To the Editor: A healthy 29-year-old medical resident awoke one Sunday morning with intense pain in the right shoulder. He did not recall any recent injuries or trauma and had not participated in any sports or physical exercise recently. He consulted a rheumatology colleague. The Patte's test was positive, consistent with acute tendonitis isolated to the right infraspinatus.

After further review of his activities during the previous 24 hours, the patient recalled that he had bought a new Nintendo Wii (pronounced "wee") video-game system and had spent several hours playing the tennis video game. With the Wii system, the player faces a video screen and moves a handheld controller (approximately 14.5 cm by 3.0 cm by 3.0 cm, with a weight of approximately 200 g) containing solid-state accelerometers and gyroscopes that sense three-dimensional spatial movements. In the tennis video game, the player makes the same arm movements as in a real game of tennis. If a player gets too engrossed, he may "play tennis" on the video screen for many hours. Unlike in the real sport, physical strength and endurance are not limiting factors.

Volume 356:2431-2432 June 7, 2007 Number 23

holiday spirit

MA$$HorXxxxUPR

best Tay Zonday Paper Rad AFX remix ever.


Online Videos by Veoh.com

carol of the buds

we spent so long looking for the right version. but it was worth it.

has anyone seen this dr pepper spot?

Pipes of Peace - the bagpipe guy on the Roots album

Party!

Boars Gone Wild Volume 4

my favorite part is this guy at the end of the video holding a crazy-ass spear

Pot-smoking teens are better adjusted

I can't believe it took scientists to discover that marijuana smokers are more "sensation-seeking":

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308258,00.html

Jimmy Wales and I have two things in common

nytimes

Topic he won’t bring up at parties: I have zero interest in sports of any kind — professional, college or international. If that topic comes up, I nod and try to look polite.

Guilty pleasure: Playing Scrabble on Facebook. I do that when I am supposed to be working.

I want a beer bottle toothbrush holder too!

So much power

Here's a review of this new crazy-ass site. Think of the possibilities.

Date rape drug for kids

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Rudy Huxtable grew up

http://bossip.com/2006/09/exclusive-rudy-from-cosby-show-on.html

The Office won't be on much longer

Nerds

I woke up hung over and when I got to work this was open in my computer:



How the hell did we end up drunk on a Monday night playing a modified version of trivial pursuit and keeping score in binary in an emacs window??? Jesus christ we are a bunch of nerds.

What are you doing standing there with his underwear in your hands?

best chocolate rain

My new favorite youtube video

Harleys

I never knew that Harleys were so gay or that there were so many bi-curious bikers out there:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnO3KnSgBUP2ypI0KwpRSCsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20060615075336AAbh9Xr

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag_X0Brhu7wOFadfjyc7708jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070214133012AAIu8PR

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqtVqfcccVSVVyC0NnIKn3ojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20060922100454AAFeKWz

my inspiration

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Parody Trailer

the katamari milhouse is AMAZING

unstoppable: Ron Paul 08

Flying cars

I think I found the first one:

eurotrash's great influence on the arts

original by No Limits, circa 1993:


Bjork cover:

Carlton

Who says the rules from the old testament aren't relevant today?

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Verstehen Sie Spass? - Unsichtbar / Invisible

costume ideas

Youscope (oscilloscope demo)

new orleans

Chess boxing

This sport must have been designed with Luke in mind:

Mm oh yeah,what a night

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
(*Repeat)

Girls, y'all got one
A night that's special everywhere
From New York to Hollywood
It's ladies night and girl
the feeling's good

(*Repeat 2 times)

Romantic Lady , single baby
Mm sophisticated mama
Come on you disco lady yeah
Stay with me tonight , mama ,yeah

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boys , it's ladies night , uh huh

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night
Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Soundwave: The Touch

no comment

Spider-man theme

Katamari for Wii coming soon

http://wii.ign.com/articles/800/800761p1.html

Inga from Sweden

Tiki god

Tiki god
Originally uploaded by MikeLove

Texas art show

look at the back wall and squint.

Escape from Plocica island

I think I'm the first one to make it back to the US. It's amazing how you can go from random island in the Adriatic to your house in San Francisco in a day in a half by just random guys motorboat, other random guy's car, bus, ferry, bus, 8 hour stay in random old lady's house in Dubrovnik, bus, airplane, airplane, gypsy cab.

I don't I've been so relaxed since I was a little kid. For the first time I was walking down the street and people were passing me.

I don't think I went 10 days without checking my email since 1998. Scary.

Monkey Dust - The Cyclists

hobo jungle

Where I'll be for the next three nights

"Hobo Jungle" Campfire
(nightly campfire by the creek shore w/story swap, song swap, jammin')

Zelda took wolf and more from Okami

my friend made this video

Scientists prove the obvious

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/21/ap3846019.html

at this point I only have 2 remaining interests, so thanks hikma.

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3 Thu Jun 14, 10:42 AM ET



BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

kitten 2007

Transformers

http://www.kapowgifts.co.uk/acatalog/Transformers_merchandise.html

540 club, 7 and clement

maybe I will apply to Loma Linda

(5) As a Seventh-day Adventist institution, LLU has lifestyle expectations which include abstinence from alcohol, tobacco and illicit drugs/substances in all forms while enrolled. During the past year, have you used any of these substances? If so, which ones? (250 characters max)

(6) If you are accepted to LLU School of Medicine, are you willing to abide by the lifestyle policies of the university while enrolled? (250 characters max)

sing along freak out

Wiitard strap-ons

Everyone leaves Lukas

Tess and Reebs left for Morocco. Mollie moves out in a few days. No more girlfriend. No more sister. At least I have the Wii to keep me company. And Fredo.

You guys can still blog even if you don't live here no more.

You might be able to track Tess and Reebs at blondemuslim.blogspot.com...

Creepy guys at 832 capp

I can't help publishing the most obscene pictures from Tess's photo stream. We need the ad revenue. So close to those 100 tacos...

anybody remember DinoRiders?

Gambling

I won 100$ on a single blackjack bet so I offered to buy Alex a drink. They wouldn't give him a double strawberry daquiri, so this was his solution:



Also I got bit by a seal. So all in all one of the most exciting weekends in a long time...

Why we should feel superior to country folk

Tess' Freedom Night

Some choice pictures from Friday night:







The rest are here.

Joost invites

I now have unlimited invites. If anyone wants to try Joost out, let me know.

Obscene video

Need to post more to get more ad revenue

9:14 of pure genius

http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/

Study Humanities == Go Crazy

Turns out the V. Tech shooter was an English major. Not CS like you all thought.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070417/ap_on_re_us/virginia_tech_shooting_168

Easter Keg Hunt

I guess it's kind of late to post about it, but damn Mamie's idea for an Easter Keg hunt was pure genius.

How many beautiful celebrities do you resemble?

this will only be interesting to those of you

who have listened to me complain about physics at great length, but lookit:

http://www.coursereviews.com/u191/professors/Weston/Gary

Hit me baby one more time...

I'm normally not a fan of the "YouTube made me a star because I like to lip synch in front of my computer and record it" genre of videos, but this one shouldn't be missed.

In the next few weeks, hundreds of thousands of baby seals will be cruelly clubbed or shot-an annual harp seal slaughter endorsed by the Canadian government. Scores of baby seals, some as young as three weeks old, will be beaten or shot and left to die. Some will even be skinned alive.StoptheSealHunt.org ( http://www.kintera.org/TR.asp?ID=M7248921213750492142285765 ) is your number one resource to stay up to date on what's happening at this year's hunt and to meet other seal activists from around the world.The new interactive site features a Seal Hunt blog with daily updates from Canada, audio podcasts, and videos and photos from IFAW hunt monitors at the scene of the hunt. You'll also receive information on how to take action as well as multiple ways to enlist others to support our fight against this inhumane practice.

blue label cont.

more of Finkle shouting and generally being the most horrible person ever

johnnie walker blue label?

video proof of the johnnie walker blue label bet. to give Zak credit, he was drunk off his ass and no court should recognize this agreement

halloween 2003

"Your date's over, mister"

It looked for all the world as if the couple on a date -- he was darkly handsome and a little older than the pretty, petite blonde with the Russian accent -- were having a great time together.
"A really great time," their waitress, Karri Cormican, recalled thinking. "She was facing him, had one of her legs up on the bench seat." Good body language.
So it came as a shock when after the woman left the window-side table to visit the restroom, Cormican saw the man shake a white powder into the Hefeweizen beer he had ordered for his date.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/03/20/MNG0UOOA1I1.DTL

TMNT THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

OMFG!!! This FRIDAY!!! Tess is visiting UPenn. Who's gonna dress up as April? Is Mamie down? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453556/

Help save seals with your cell phone.
This year, we are excited to offer you a way to stay connected to our ProtectSeals team while they are on the ice: text messages sent to your cell phone! Will you try it with us?

05/18/04
Overall:
Service
Cleanliness
Location
Value
It was a very Excellent place to be in. I would have went to the hotel down the street, but good thing I didnt. I am very Happy with the desicion that I have made.

Thank you Luxor Hotels.
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Katamari Damacy creator doesn't hate everything

This is interesting to me, because I honestly thought this guy hated everything. Why not make Katamari for Wii?! Wiimote is the greatest development since the Power Glove!

from http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/15/new_katamari_damacy_.html

When you read translated interviews with Takahashi in the American press, you get the impression that he brashly hates everything. In reality, this is only partially true. He's actually pretty shy person, and you quickly realize it's not "I hate everything", but honest, thoughtful opinion — his vision is so specific, and many things don't live up to his expectations and their potential. What also doesn't come across in the press is his dry sense of humor and mischievousness — his critiques are generally said with a sly smile and a laugh, as if he knows he's being marginally ridiculous by admitting, for example, that he didn't really like Mother 3.

That's not to say I have him fully figured out. We know he has a low tolerance for anyone who takes the "safe road". So, you'd think he'd be a huge fan of the convention-shunning Nintendo Wii system, right? Wrong! He's currently playing the GameCube version of Twilight Princess, intentionally avoiding the Wii version! Why? Who knows! The lesson? Takahashi will keep you guessing, but in a good way: you'll be suprised, confused, and delighted, just like when you play his games.

Free wireless

If their plan works out, looks like our area will be getting free wireless coverage even before the Google deal pulls through. You guys interested in hosting a repeater?

Robosapien movie

I tried to post earlier about robosapiens, "flame throwers" (much weaker than it sounds) and coil guns to no avail - youtube videos don't seem to work since blogger accounts were all googlified.

There is going to be a robosapien movie though - directed by Avi Arad - the producer of Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man 3; X-Men: The Last Stand; Ghost Rider; The Hulk; Daredevil; The Punisher; Elektra; and Fantastic Four. He is the executive producer of Spider-Man; X-Men and X2: X-Men United; Blade, Blade II and Blade: Trinity.

New look

I hope everyone appreciates the new look and clicks on the new ads! So far we have made 3 cents. We gotta get to 100 dollars before we get paid tho.

I am posting this to placate ya'll

This is a photo of Jimmy Carter trying to scare off a swamp rabbit in 1979, the year my brother was born.

I want to hang a big photo of this in my work or home.

What I did on Sunday

• Woke up
  
• Eat breakfast with Tess
  
• Made a list of things to do
  
• Went over to Mikes and played 6? 7? hours of Zelda Twilight Princess
  
• Went to bed
  

Secret blogs

It is past 10 on a friday night and I am posting about some blogs. One secret blog that has recently come to light is http://mikelove.wordpress.com/2007/01/. Another secret blog is http://boccebragadoccio.blogspot.com/. The final secret blog is unbeknownst to me. But I will keep you loyal readers posted.

Bad press, new blog

So after this blog got emailed out to all my coworkers, I had another embarrassing work thing happen where I got a lot of negative press on tech crunch and other blogs. You can check out the video: www.techcrunch.com/2007/02/12/powerhype-at-powerset. The upshot is that I realized that I need a blog that I can point people to that is not this one :). I haven't been showing it to many people yet, but you can check it out at www.artificial-artificial-intelligence.com. Leave some comments and tell me what you think!

Privacy

So my CEO, Barney, emailed out that last post to the whole company. But you know what? I'm glad. Yesterday I was reading my coworker's blogs and I was like wow, I have connections with them that I never would have known about. I don't want to be a different person at work and with my friends. So there it is. And here's another picture of me looking like an idiot in Costa Rica, with two ladies who run the Sigma Squared salon in Victoria, CA. (www.sigma2.ca).