california is funner

than mexico. p.s. i am going to put scabies in all of your beds while you are gone, roommates. UCSF announced an in-house epidemic today. (at the other campus, but still).

can we become the superficial??

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/07/content_527577.htm

Madonna explains to her child about the ways of the world:

'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.'"

"And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

this is what happens when you read China Daily all day long

Dog farts

My Danish friend Peder told me today about a Danish candy company that makes dog farts, ant piss, seagull crap, and big boobies. You can catch it all at the company theme park Bonbonland

If you have Windows and Internet Explorer, you can see their promotional video "Hundeprutter smager godt" = "Dog farts taste good": http://slik.toms.dk/378 and click "Se Filmen"

btw, searching for "dog farts" without "denmark" gets you much more interesting pictures

ameeth is not allowed over

until i receive a more sincere apology:

On 3/13/06, Ameeth wrote:
> hi,
>
> sorry bout the pink dolphin.
>
> actually, no I'm not sorry at all.
>
> ha ha.
>
> ameeth
>

Battle of the century

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml

Is there any limit on how much would you pay to see this? Who would win? I think this needs to be done for real. But where can I find 100 chihuahuas?

Mike Love is my Hero

I just want the world to know that when we came home Mike Love was sitting alone with a bottle of Jim Beam and highball glass with no ice. Mike went to the store after work and bought a steak and a bottle of Jim Beam. That is why Mike is my hero.

d o double giz-ee

Cancun made by computer programmers

"The rumors are true. In 1974 (before you or I were born), the Mexican government got together a team of computer analysts to write a program designed to pick the best place to create a new tourist destination. The result of that early computer program: Cancun, a 16 mile sliver of uninhabited island in the Yucatan peninsula. Thirty years later: you have the number one spring break destination in the world. "

http://www.coolestspringbreak.com/cancun-history.html