Saturday, June 10, 2006

Wikijewdating


If you want to get with my hot Ashkenazi friend a.k.a. TennesseeJew you gotta sign up for JDate (www.jdate.com). This the same guy who moved to the Castro because it he wanted his neighborhood to be "cleaner" and booted all over the street the week after he moved in. Maybe he's on to something though. What jew-loving man or woman could resist my smooth emailing and his ethnicity, thick muscular neck, and open minded lifestyle?

If you're interested you can learn more from the email exchange below. (Some edits for content):


On 6/9/06, Jason Heidema wrote:
>
> "whoooooooooooooo...wants to have sex with Adam!?!?!?"
>
> On 6/9/06, Jason Heidema wrote:
>
> that's what I'm talking about Luke....i can't believe he cut off your
> funds.
>
> On 6/9/06, Adam Abeles wrote:
> >
> > I will at some point, Luke. some point soon. I want to see what you
> > fucktards write before doing that, though.
> >
> > On 6/9/06, Luke Biewald wrote:
> > >
> > > Adam, if you put some money in the account so I can send more emails,
> > > you will get more ass than an astronaut.
> > >
> > On 6/8/06, Adam Abeles wrote:
> > >
> > > okay. I'm turning 26 soon. and I work in an office. somehow between
> > > those two things, I think it's time to start j-dating.
> > >
> > > For those of you who don't know, jdate is this jewish on-line dating
> > > service. and as of yesterday, I'm on it. But I need ya'll's help.
> > >
> > > www.jdate.com
> > > e-mail/sign in:
> > > password: (email me -- Luke)
> > >
> > > With this info, you can go in and change anything on my whole profile,
> > > including my preferences, photos, even the user name. In my mind, the worst
> > > thing about on-line dating is having to come up with some pithy description
> > > of yourself. So I'm turning to you all to do it for me, wiki style.
> > >
> > > I have a few simple requests.
> > >
> > > 1. The "about me" section currently reads:
> > >
> > > Note: This profile was created wiki-style by an assortment of my
> > > friends. They can edit it whenever. I figure what they write is probably
> > > more truthful and helpful than anything I could write about myself anyway.
> > > Enjoy!
> > >
> > > Please leave that in. But add anything you want after that. I can't
> > > decide whether it's better in the first or third person. We'll leave that up
> > > to you all, I guess.
> > >
> > > 2. I'm counting on my more normal friends to balance out some of my
> > > other friends (Luke and Jason; if you don't know who they are, just imagine
> > > the people who will write the funniest--and in some ways most
> > > truthful--things about me. but those things will probably not help get me
> > > dates). Those of you who know my more caring, loving side (is there such a
> > > thing?), you have to balance out those guys. If you can.
> > >
> > > 3. My dating future lies in your hands. Please take this seriously.
> > > Or not. I am wiki dating after all. How serious could it possibly be?
> > >
> > > 4. Even though I live in the Castro, I am not seeking men. don't
> > > change that.
> > >
> > > 5. Shoot me an e-mail if you add something. Especially if it's
> > > funny.
> > > word.
> > >
> > > huppa, here I come.
> > >
> > > thanks,
> > >
> > > adam

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